If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."