More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"Some guys are the type of people who bring brass knuckles to a fight. I've always thought it prudent to bring some running shoes."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."