More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"