More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"I sympathize with a mother who has three mouths to feed—especially if two of those mouths are on her face. With a woman like that I’d listen twice as hard for doublespeak. I’m pretty accustomed to picking up on political rhetoric."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."