More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing."
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."