Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."