Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
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"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."