More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."