More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."