More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."