More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."