I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."