If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a o... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."