More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."
"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."
"Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something sound stupid just by hearing it."