More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into shape. Third draft: comb its nose and blow its hair. I usually find that most of the book will have handed itself to me on that first draft."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."