More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."