More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"