Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."

"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."