More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."