More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."