I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole libra... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

"We got into an argument over the color of love. I said it was pink, and he said it was red. So you see, I had no other choice but to stab him."

"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."

"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."