More quotes by Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
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"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
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"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
— Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time Read More
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
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"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
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