I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole libra... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."
"My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him."
"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."
"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."