When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let t... - Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."

"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."

"They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers."

"With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone."