I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Luckily for me, I can’t possibly fail, precisely because I always fail."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."