The best part about being a writer is being able to communic... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"