The best part about being a writer is being able to communic... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."