"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."