More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"A kangaroo would jump better if instead of legs, it had a trampoline under its torso. And there would be no depression, because it would bounce right back."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."