More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."