She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."