She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."