She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
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"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"The wind may be invisible, but it’s colored by memories of you, as you gently blew into my life, adding motion and emotion to my still-beating heart."