I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."

"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."

"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."

"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."

"Nobody sleeps at the Inn of Innovation. You don't wake up, but you do #startup."