"If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting."
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."