More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."
"First draft: let it run. Turn all the knobs up to 11. Second draft: hell. Cut it down and cut it into shape. Third draft: comb its nose and blow its hair. I usually find that most of the book will have handed itself to me on that first draft."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."