More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."
"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."
"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."
"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."