More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."