More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."