More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Cynics are simply thwarted romantics."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
"I am your Prince and you will marry me,"Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then."