Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."