More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."