More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture."
"I was so depressed I thought about committing TV. I mean suicide. In the end I decided to binge on @Netflix and it really made me feel better."