New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with has... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."

"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."

"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."