More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?"
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."