More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I have two ears, so why can’t I listen to two things at once? A politician only has one mouth, yet doublespeaks all the time."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."