Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."