More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."