The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want th... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."