More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."
"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."