More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"My writing has appeared in the New Yorker and The Atlantic Monthly, though whenever the newsstand guy catches me scribbling my poetry in them, he always comes along later and erases it."