More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."