More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."