My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."
"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."