If two heads are better than one, then what about double chi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."
"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?"
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."