More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."