I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed toge... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"Standing in the kitchen when you’re hungry is torture. That’s why I moved my fridge to my dungeon, where I keep the prisoners."
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"