More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."