More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Most scars are invisible. Damn transparent knives. Does anything cut deeper than love? I need to get some new body armor."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I strum a fishing pole line like a guitar string. I hunt like a bow and arrow is a partial harp. And I make love like I’ve got a Buy One Get One FREE coupon."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."