"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."
"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."
"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
"Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own."