She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."