More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."