I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"I love the sound of the trees in the breeze. If the forest is so clearly musical, why can’t it play the guitar while I sing Nirvana covers?"
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go."