More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I just bought a bag of potato chips. It was a smart buy, because when this world runs out of clean air, I’ll have plenty in that one little purchase."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."
"The only problem with dreaming is it's a solo activity. Imagine how glorious life would be if we could share dreams and create in unison."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."