More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"His hair isn’t turning gray—it’s turning silver, and it’s going up in value. Aging is the best hedge against an inflationary fiat currency."