More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"I didn’t give her my full attention. The bottle was half full when she started drinking. Still, from it she grew distracted, so my farming technique worked."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."